if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious
Tuesday, March 11, 2014 with 10,765 notes
Person: "YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?!"
Person: "SAY SOMETHING IN IT!"
Me: -Forgets entire language-
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